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Six looks. Pick the one that feels like you at the table.
AI Table Legends
The house players. Every one bids, plays and talks differently — you will learn who to watch.
Auntie Denise
Card shark, sharp with words
Smart, calm, strategic. Remembers what everyone played and throws subtle shade about it.
- Spades:
- Conservative bids, strong memory, punishes bad plays.
- Bones:
- Calculates fives, blocks opponents, rarely misses points.
- Talks:
- calm but cutting
Big Mama
Runs the table and the family
Warm, commanding, no-nonsense. Teaches lessons without calling it teaching.
- Spades:
- Balanced bids, protects her partner, calls out reneging immediately.
- Bones:
- Traditional, patient, deadly with doubles and blocks.
- Talks:
- loving but authoritative
Cousin Marcus
Talks the most, bids the most, wins sometimes
Loud, funny, confident, occasionally reckless. Always has something to say.
- Spades:
- Aggressive bidder, loves cutting with spades, sometimes overplays.
- Bones:
- Chases big scores and slams hard when he scores.
- Talks:
- loud and funny
Cousin Nae
Smooth player, low-key, high IQ
Quiet confidence. Observant and strategic — lets everybody else talk while she wins.
- Spades:
- Smart bids, patient card play, strong end-game decisions.
- Bones:
- Makes clean fives, tracks tiles, rarely gives openings.
- Talks:
- smooth and confident
Lil Cuz
Young mouth, new tricks, don't underestimate
Young, quick, playful, cocky. Learns fast and lets you know it.
- Spades:
- Unpredictable but improving. Takes risks, surprises stronger players.
- Bones:
- Fast moves, big energy, sometimes misses the obvious block.
- Talks:
- playful and cocky
Pops
Old school, great memory, patient mostly
Old-school and patient. Serious about table discipline.
- Spades:
- Counts cards, avoids wasteful spades, plays disciplined team Spades.
- Bones:
- Classic block player. Forces bad passes and remembers bones.
- Talks:
- old-school and stern
Uncle Ray
Smooth talker, dirty player, loves to win
Smooth, competitive, funny, and always suspicious that somebody reneged.
- Spades:
- Aggressive table captain. Loves setting opponents and baiting mistakes.
- Bones:
- Slams bones, chases momentum, talks after every score.
- Talks:
- slick and ruthless
Your table is Auntie Denise as your partner, against Uncle Ray and Cousin Marcus. Choosing your own lineup arrives with private rooms.